Sean Penn Writes, and writes,and writes (see if you can find the me me me in his writing)

Madonna's ex has written a 10,000 word, autobiographical, rambling, screed or something, I don't know what to call it.
This is an excerpt of Penn meeting with a couple of South African "sources" (whatever that means) in Venezuela. South African Special Forces are world famous but Penn appears to think that he is the tough guy at the table because he ordered hard liquor and these two professionals are drinking water, after all he has played a soldier in the movies. For a stunning read in ego expression click on the title for the link to the Huffington post where the entire 10,000 words are posted. WM


"Call it irksome. Call it what you will, but a source is a source. We exchanged greetings by way of grunts. I took a seat and ordered Johnny Walker Black. It had been years since I ordered Johnny Walker Black. Pathetically I might have wanted to be one of the boys for a moment. They ordered a bubbly water a piece, and it was on. I was Al Capone, motherfucker, and they were a pair of Perrier pansy John Wayne's. "Whatcha got for me?" Uninterestingly, they turned out to be a couple of gents, South African though they were. In practice, their job in Venezuela was logistical. One, organized the patrolling of waterways by their company, contracted by the Venezuelan government to aid in drug interdiction. The other strategized jungle patrols on the Colombian border." Click title for entire article